2 Big Broncos Humor of 4x4ing

You just can't be too serious when stepping off the main highway!
Here are words of wisdom and humor found only by 4x4 owners. Enjoy the moment... it can only bring smiles and thoughts of when you've been there - done that too!

A Sad Mistake I Did Make...

A sad mistake, I made, did I,
I bought me an EFI.
Now broken down and cold, I be,
Without a soul to comfort me.

A lonely road and night there be,
Without a soul, to comfort me,
But of course for my Tow Truck Friend,
With bill in hand, will this never end?

Would I have sense and for future thought,
I would have got a Carb and bought,
An engine wrought of strife and strain,
With no EFI, what was in my Brain?

Computers come and Computers go,
and Computers screw up lots you know.
And carbs may come and carbs may go,
but never leave you lost as so.

An EFI will give you pain,
and not so much as any gain.
But money, cost you great big bucks,
And make you well known with all Tow Trucks.

So is it clear,
That not without a Farmhouse near,
Between the woods and frozen lake,
The darkest evening of the year (Robert Frost).

A carb should be,
On your rig, you see,
And that's not just me,
Now I have to go p^^.

Carburetors only in,

January 2000
Jerry - phoenixjs@aol.com