2 Big Broncos Humor of 4x4ing

You just can't be too serious when stepping off the main highway!
Here are words of wisdom and humor found only by 4x4 owners. Enjoy the moment... it can only bring smiles and thoughts of when you've been there - done that too!

You Might Be A 4-Wheeler If ...

10 ... You think SPAM Shish-ka-bobs on a phillips screw driver taste good.

9 ... You have ever had 2 wheels off the ground and said "We're in good shape".

8 ... You have ever "nuked" a microwave burrito on an intke manifold.

7 ... You favorite cologne is "Eau de Unleaded" (91 octane).

6 ... You have ever heard a counselor say "no I dont think 38" Boggers will work well under your wifes Ford Fiesta".

5 ... You like mud cause "its high in mnerals".

4 ... Every dent you put in your vehicle pops 2 dents out.

3 ... You have to get the wheel barrow to clean your drive way off after you wash your vehicle.

2 ... You think "protection from the elements"(ie a top) is for wussies.

And the #1 sign you might be a Four Wheeler is....
1 ... You have driven a vehicle for 10 hours straight and never exceeded 3 mph.

by - Danny Ling