2 Big Broncos Humor of 4x4ing

You just can't be too serious when stepping off the main highway!
Here are words of wisdom and humor found only by 4x4 owners. Enjoy the moment... it can only bring smiles and thoughts of when you've been there - done that too!

Jerry's Famous Swamp Lager

If you have heard a reference on the list (www.bigbroncos.com) to Swamp Lager (and were in the Dark) no pun intended, as to exactly what it was, here is how we became famous.

Jerry's Swamp Lager is brewed using only the water from the Tosahatchee Swamp. This gives certain characteristics to this brew that can be found no where else.

A nice mix of Mosquito Larvae and some totally unknown and really wild Bacteria that can be found in no other location on the Planet Earth. After fermentation, the Brew is carefully and skillfully run through a series of filters off of the Classic 84 which have been properly oiled. It is then run through a well ventilated Radiator. At this time it is bottled in bottles (of course) that have set outside (uncapped) in the rain, and sun for at least 1 year. Stormy passes by them 2 or 3 times a day and makes a brief pit stop. This adds a nice dark color to the final brew. Absolutely no sterilization methods are used so the Brew is all Natural. We proudly offer this Superb Brew in 5 choices.

  1. Supreme Swamp Lager (this one made us famous).
  2. Raccoon Red Ale (you don't want to know how this one is made).
  3. Palm Tree Porter (uses hearts of burnt Palms from the Xmas fire of 98).
  4. Opossum Octoberfest (don't ask).
  5. Can Someone Help Me Up, So I Can Go P^^^, Pilsner (Really don't ask).

As you may know already, these brews are sold only locally as certain restrictions prevent us from transporting them. The main reason is, we drink them faster than we can produce them. Myself and the Staff of Jerry's hope this clears some things up. Thank You for you inquiry's.

Jerry
Brewmaster, in,
Christmas
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June 1999
Jerry - phoenixjs@aol.com